42 da invitation
steven wuz sittin on da sand in da hufflepuff commenroom flewin his big gay muscles an doin musikal theter. den bradberry walked up.
"steven! i just got dis invitation from da slitherins 4 a gay butt sex party by da lake" he sed.
"fabulos!" sed steven "i got one 2!"
"so did i!" sed another hufflepuff.
"so did we!!" sed all da other hufflepuffs.
"fabulos!" sed bradberry
"gay butt sex party?" sed da gay samaritin. "dosent dat seem a little suspicious?"
"who would lie about gay butt sex?" sed steven
"oh ur right" sed da gay samaritin "lets go get ready" an dey all rushed into da penismids to get ready. dey were puttin on cowboy hats dat looked like giant penises an dey were packing vibrators an sex toys into rainbow colored suit cases. bradberry wuz puttin stuff under his hat.
den da gay samaritin shoved dem all up up his asshole (not rly cuz dats stretchin it a bit).
ch 43 da shiqs of hufflequff
all da hufflepuffs were at da lake gettin ready 4 da party. dey were wavin dere cocks around in da air gettin dem nice and big.
"where are all da slitherins?" sed steven "if dey arent here soom well have 2 start without dem"
den... far out on da lake... dere were some things.
"wut r dose?" sed bradberry. den dey saw. it wuz da slitherins on ships holdin swords an wands an machine guns. an at da head of da first ship wuz... HAROD!
"my my how the tables have turned" he sed "now YOU are the ones dat are going to be fucked!"
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"no" sed harod "i mean im about to kill u"
"oh..." sed bradberry. he wuz lookin sad.
"AH!" sed da gay samariten "its not going to be dat easy! u are about to lern da gratest secret of da hufflepuffs! not only are we gay..." den he took out a cutlass an removed his leg to show a wooden penis shaped pegleg underneth. "WERE ALSO PIRATES!!!" now all da huffle puffs were takin out swords an wands an gettin ready to fight. da gay samariten took out his big black dildo wand an waved it around in da air. "PIRATE SHIPS" he sed an pirate ships appeared in da lake. all da hufflepuffs were raisin da sails an manning da poop deck an gettin on da canons.
"shiver me timbers" sed bradberry "it seems dat were going to war"
"fabulos" sed steven.
ch 44 actual cryin in da forest
josef wuz sittin in da forgotten forest wit a raincloud ova his hed. da wild puppies were lickin his toes but he didnt want to pet dem.
den a beam of light came down from heaven... it wuz... JESUS!!!
"wut r u doin josef?" sed jesus
"just leeve me alone..." sed josef
"wuts da matter?" sed jesus
"... i had sex wit a woman" sed josef
"OH MY GOD. R U ALRITE?" sed jesus.
"... no" sed josef
"who did dis?" sed jesus
"it wuz jezebell" sed josef
"oh dont worry" sed jesus "hes had sex wit so many men its like u had sex wit a man too"
"dat doesnt make me feel any better" sed josef
"but josef" sed jesus "u have to get up! da slitherins led hufflepuff into a trap! dere all gonna die witout u leadin dem!"
"i dont care" sed josef an da rain poured down harder.
"but josef" sed jesus puttin an arm around josef "dont u remember why u invented gay buttsex in da first place?"
den josef had a flashback.
AN: reed to da next chapta to see da flashback.
ch 45 flashback qart 1
AN: dis is a flash back to josefs childhood.
"FAGGOT" sed jimboba (1 of josefs many brothers) an pushed josef into pombis (another one of josefs many brothers).
"ull never get into hogwarts" sed pombis an pushed him into another brother. josef wuz cryin an dere wuz a raincloud ova his hed.
"now now boys leave poor josef alone" sed an old woman.
"but grandma hes such a faggot" sed one of his brodders.
"oh no hes not. now all you kids go pack 4 skool." sed da grandma den all of his brothers ran towards da house.
"oh josef" sed da gandma "will you cum here for a minute?"
josef stopped. da raincloud wuz still pourin down. grandma picked him up an put him on her knee.
"now i want to give u somthing josef" an she pulled out a coat "dis is a special multicolored cloak"
den josef looked at it. "but grandma" he sed "dis cloak isnt multicolored. its gray."
"oh its multicolored alright" she sed "ull see dat when time cums."
josef took it rly happily. "tank u grandma" he sed.
"now i dont care wut ur brothers say." she sed "i believe ull oneday bcum a great wiserd. an ull bring honor to ur family name. bcuz u are Josef Gay Buttsex.
josef put da cloak on an da raincloud went away.
"do u know why i like u so much josef?" she sed
"no grandma. why?" sed josef.
"bcuz u remind me of my late husband Gay. dats why u were named after him. he wuz such a happy man. and a great wiserd."
(later dat week at da train station)
josef wuz silently wakkin thru da crowd to da train. den when he turned around he bumped into a muscular boy with a mulicolored thong.
"excuse me" sed josef
"its no problem cutie" sed da boy.
"wuts ur name" sed josef
"im steven" sed steven
"im josef" sed josef.
den a multicolored top hat flew by dem on da wind.
"MY HAT!" yelled a boy wit a monicule an a moustache.
josef caught it. "here u go" he sed.
"FABULOS!" sed da boy. "wuts ur name?"
"im josef" sed josef.
"an im steven" sed steven
"im bradberry" sed bradberry.
"ALL ABORD" sed da train driver. den as dey were gettin on a beam of light came from da sky an a boy flew down it. "tank u daddy!" he sed.
"have fun at skool" sed a booming voice.
den everyone got on da train.
josef steven an bradberry sat down in a room on da train.
"wut house do u hope u get into" josef asked steven
"i dunno" sed steven
"i think it wud b fabulos 2 b in hufflepuff" sed bradberry. "dey all seem so happy"
"yes dey all a gay bunch" sed steven.
den dere wuz a knock on da door. dere wuz a boy with long hair standin wit a suitcase he made out of wood.
"can i sit here" he sed.
"sure" sed steven. an da boy sat down.
"wuts ur name" sed josef
"im jesus christ." he sed "i want to be in griffondoor like my dad wuz"
den he looked at josef "who are u"
"im josef buttsex" sed josef "an dese are my friends steven an bradberry."
"how do u do" sed bradberry.
den dere wuz ANOTHER knock at da door. dere wuz a boy an a girl at da door.
"sorry to bother u" sed da girl "but dere are no free seats left. can we sit with you? im mary margerine."
"an judas killchrist" sed da boy.
"dat wud be fabulos" sed bradberry.
"yes indeed" sed steven.
"here u can sit down bside me" sed jesus pattin da seat bside him.
but josef didnt want to talk to anybody.
den jesus looked ova at him.
"hey why are u so sad" sed jesus
"no reason" sed josef
"common dere has 2 be a reason" sed jesus
"my brodders pick on me" sed josef
"but now ur at hogwarts so dey cant bother u" sed jesus
"but dere goin b at hogwarts" sed josef
"oh" sed jesus "well dont worry. im one of da best wiserds for my age"
"so am i" sed josef
"hey dats something we have in common. maybe we can in da same house" sed jesus
"id like dat" sed josef
46 flashback qt 2
da train stopped an everyone got off. dere wuz a big lake in front of da skool.
"how r we supposed to get across" sed josef
"dats my job" sed a man wit a berd. "im proessor moses"
he lifted his staff up an da lake parted.
"now u may cross" he sed.
"jesus wuts dis lake called" sed josef
"oh dis is da red sea. moses parts it every years 4 da first years." sed jesus
den dey all went into da great hall.
"hello first years!" sed pumpass pilot "welcome to skool district 7!! let da sorting begin!!"
pilot put da hat on bradberry a steven. it sed hufflepuff 4 both of dem.
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"fabulos" sed steven.
"jesus christ" sed da sortin hat. den jesus came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"judas killchrist" sed da sortin hat. den judas came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"mary margerine" sed da sortin hat. den mary came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"golith sanders" sed da sortin hat. den dis big ass mothafukka came up. "slitherin" sed da hat. golith laffed in a big ass mutha fukka voice.
"jezebell slutborn" sed da sortin hat. den dis whore came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"harod potter" sed da sortin hat. den dis other guy came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"jimbolia buttsex" sed da sortin hat. den one of josefs many brodders came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"drake buttsex. slitherin."
"octavian buttsex. slitherin."
"reff buttsex. slitherin." den dey called all of da rest of josefs many brodders an dey were all put in slitherin.
"josef buttsex" sed da sortin hat.
"no..." sed josef "i dont want to be in slitherin..." he felt a raincloud form over his head.
"HUFFLEPUFF!" sed da sortin hat.
"HORRAY!" sed bradberry.
josef wuz happy but he wuz sad dat he wuzznt in da same house as jesus. he looked ova but jesus wuz too busy takkin to da other grifoondoors. so josef wakked to da hufflepuff tabel.
"ur wit us now!" sed bradberry an steven gave him a big musculer hug.
den da raincloud stopped an josef felt happy. after dey sorted everybody pilot sed "now dat everyones sorted go to sleep."
da gay samariten sed "come on children. lets go to da comminroom." an he lead dem away.
dey went down a long stair case until dey came to da big stone buttcheeks.
"dese r da gates of hufflepuff" he sed. josef wuz amazed.
"how do we get in?" sed josef.
"u say da password" sed da gay samariten "let me in" he sed an da cheeks spred apart. josef wuz more amased. da commin room wuz... EGYPT!!!!!!
"dont be too amased yet" sed da gay samariten an mader sure dat da buttcheeks were closed tight.
"now i am going to tell u da secret of hufflepuff" he sed "r house is da secret pirate navy of hogwarts. everyday u will engage in secret pirate classes. can u all say ahoy?"
"ahoy" dey all sed. but bradberry sed horray.
time passed an josef grew happier but he wuz still sad. he had his two best friends but he still never found out why his grandma called his coat multicolored.
den one day dey were wakkin around in da penismids... when...
"OH NO MY MONOICAL?" sed brad berry
"wut happened" sed steven
"i sat down an my monical went up my asshole!" sed bradberry "i cant reach it wit my fingers"
"let me try" sed steven an put his fingers up his ass. "i cant quite reach it"
"let me try" sed josef
"please hurry its goin in deeper" sed bradberry.
josef tried to get it wit his middle finger but it slipped away.
"is dere nothing long enough to reach it?" sed steven. den josef got an idea. he waved his cock around in da air until it wuz nice an big. den he shoved it up bradberrys asshole.
"wut r u doing back dere" sed bradberry. josefwrapped da monicals chain around his cock an pulled it out.
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"ur da smartest wiserd ive eva nown!" sed steven.
"u know wut" sed josef "dat actually felt pretty good"
"yeah it did" sed bradberry. den josef had an idea. he ran into his room an started drawin blueprints. he stayed in dere for days an days.
"i wonder wut josefs doin in dere" sed bradberry
"i dont know" sed steven
den da door urst open an josef ran out.
"I HAVE INVENTED DA GREATEST INVENTION EVER INVENTED" sed josef
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"wut is it" sed steven
"its where u stick ur cock in another mans asshole" sed josef.
"dats crazy" sed bradberry "u cant do dat"
"itll never work" sed steven
"it will work" sed josef "and ill name it after my grandfather. ill call it... GAY BUTT SEX"
"well how does it work" sed bradberry
"ill show u" sed josef an he stcuk his cock in bradberrys asshole.
"hey dis is pretty good" sed bradberry and he stuck his cock in steven asshole.
"woah!" sed steven an he stuck his cock in josefs asshole. dey sat around havin gay buttsex.
all da hufflepuffs gathered around.
"wut r u doing" dey sed
"were havin gay butt sex" ssed josef
"gay butt sex" dey sed "wuts dat"
josef showed dem, an den dey all started doing it! even da gay samariten!
"we should show dis to da dumbledoor!" sed da gay samariten. den he lead josef bradberry an steven to pumpass pilots office.
"wut is it dis time, gay samariten!?" sed pumpass pilot "im here havin an important talk wit da wiserd nobel prize president!"
"dis student has invented sumtin rly amasin" sed da gay samariten "its call gay butt sex"
"gay butt sex?" sed pilot "wuts dat?"
den dey demonstarted it for dem.
"im not dat impressed" sed pilot
"WUT R U TALKIN ABOUT PUMPASS" sed da president "DATS DA GRATEST TING IVE EVA SEEN! IN FACT IM GONNA GIVE U DA WISERD NOBEL PRIZE AWARD FOR DIS"
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
later in da great hall josef presented gay butt sex to all da ppl in hogwarts. dey were amased.
"JOSEF JOSEF JOSEF" dey all cheered as he got his medal. except 4 da slitherins. "faggots" dey sed.
den josef felt sometin wellin up inside of him. he didnt know wut it wuz. den... his coat slowly turned from gray to multicolored. den he realised... he wuz happy... mabey even... "gay".
den he clicked his heels an did a little turn. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111" he sed. an a bigass rainbow went over everyone. dey felt so happy.
(dis is da end of da flashback)
josef sat dere an da raincloud went away. his coat turned multicolored again.
"ur right jesus... i cant let dem all down. dere my friends." sed josef
"good" sed jeses "were da two greatest wiserds da world has eva known. together we can beet slitherin easily."
"no" sed josef "dis is personal."
den agerly he sed "RAINBOW" an a rainbow flew across da woods. we got on it an slid towards da battlefeild.
jesus stood there watchin him go. but den... he felt as if somden dark wuz happinin somewere else...
47 authers note
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AUTHERS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i have sum horrifyin news. i will not b able to post any more chaptas until tanksgivin. I KNOW. UR GONNA BE SAD. an i no ur all probably sayin "no marquez! u can cum live wit me!" but i cant. i have to go live wit my mammas babys daddy for a cupel of months an hes too poor to afford a computer. i may update sometimes if i can go to my local library (were u can find fantastik books like imma wiserd harry potter an da bible)
wait... wuts dat,,, deres someone at my door! .... its....
"hi marquez"
oh my god!!! its soulja spirit buu jackson!!!! an is dat jesus bhind u?
"yes an no. ur gonna have to find out 4 urself. u betta catch up marquez. im already goin back to da future!"
wow. dat sounds excition. but wiat... wuts dat in da corner? deres a rainbow cummin out of it! its josef!
"hi marquez"
wwhatchu doin here josef
"im lookin for sum gay butt sex. have u seen any?"
oh josef, u queer little white boy.
i gess dis goodbye for now. stay tuned 4 sum more chapters of imma wiserd! deyll be cummin out sumtime neer tankgivin. josef? is dere somtin u want 2 add?
"yeah. to all you readers out there, remeber dis: sum butt sex a day keeps da darklord away!"
hahahahaha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AUTHERS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48 da AUTHERS RETUrn
j.r. rollins wuz sittin at home in england riting da next harry potter book. he wuz sad bcuz his favorit athor had nut posted any new chaptas loately an he had been chekin everyday.
"i cannot believe i haf 2 wait until tanksgivin" he sed rly sadly an went bak 2 ritin da next hary potter book.
den he stopped. an cheked agin. den... DERE WUZ A NEW CHAPTA!!!!
"OH MY GOD" he sed jumpin out of his seet "MARUEZ JACKSON IS BACK"
he wuz about 2 reed da next chapta wehn... dere wuz a flash of lite! turte wuz standin in da middle of da room!
"were am i" sed turtle
now j.r. rollins wuz rly amased!!! "hey! i no u! arnt u soulja spirit buu jackson?!"
"yes i am" sed turtle
den... j. r. rollins looked at da floor bside turtle "isnt dat jesus?!" sed j.r. rollins
"shh!" sed turtle "ull spoil it 4 everybody!!"
"wutchu doin here" sed j.r. rollins
"im goin bak frum da present 2 da past" sed turtle
"but dat hasnt happined in da story!!" sed j.r. rollins
"i no. marquez jackson isnt ritin it fast enough" sed turtle
"U MET DA REEL MARQUEZ JACKSON?!!?" sed j.r. rollins.
"i sho did" sed turtle "i just met him while going to da future!"
"i luv marquez jackson!" sed j. r. rollins "hes mi insporation!!"
"well" sed turtle lookin arund "i haff 2 get bak 2 hogwarts"
"rly" sed j.r. rollins
"rly" sed turtle
"well i gess ill be reedin about u later" sed j.r. rollins
"goodbi" sed turtle. an dere wuz another flash o lite. an he wuz gone.
49 battle on da nile
da poop deck wuz lookin all shitty. dere were guts an hufflepuff bodies dat were cut in haff.
"dis isnt fabulos at all" sed one of da hufflepuff bodies. den he died.
da slitherins had pushed da hufflepuffs bak 2 da hufflepuff comminroom an dey were now fightin on da nile river.
steven had 1 of da machine guns an wus firin da skittle bullets at one of da slitheyn ships.
"TASTE DA RAINBOW MUTHAFUKKA" he sed.
"FIRE DA CANONS" sed da gay samaratin
"AYE AYE" sed bradberry an fired da canon at da slytherin ship. it shot rainbow colored lazors. dere wuz a big esplosion an bodies were goin everywere.
"WE GOT 1" sed da gay samariten
"HORAY" sed 1 of da hufflpuffs but den wuz cut in haff by an enemy machin gun.
"WILSON" sed anodder hufflepuff. "NOOO" he fell 2 his knees cryin.
den da gay samariten grabed him. "PULL URSELF TOGEDDER MAN" he sed.
"r defensis haff fallin" sed bradberry "deres no1 2 leed us!"
"i gess dats mi cue" sed a voiec in da ski.
"wut wuz dat?" sed da gay samariten
den... dere wus a huge rainbow commin frum da sky!! it blasted in2 da nile river an da nile river parted.
den... in da middle of da lake... was... JOSEF!!!!!!! he had his hands up in da air holdin moseses staff!!
"ITS JOSEF" sed da gay samariten
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
den da captin of one of da ships sed thru da mircofon "FIRE UR CANONS AT DAT FAGOOT"
all da bullets an canon balls were flyin at josef. den dey came 2gedder in da air. dere wuz a huge esplosion.
"NOOOOOOO" sed all da hufflepuffs.
but da nile river didnt stop partin... den da smoke cleared... josef was ok! he put his magik sheeld up just in time! all da bullets an canon balls were in da air in front of him. den he waved da staff an all da bullets an canonballs flew bak 2 da slitheren ships!!
"NOOO" sed da slitherins as dey drowned in da nile river.
den da captin of daq silthyn ship jumped downn.
"SEA DRAGEN" he sed an a 7 heded sea dragen came up frum da sea. it wuz brethin fire at josef.
"RAINBOW" sed josef pointin his staff at da dragen. but dis wuzznt da homsecktual rainbow wee all no an luv but da kind of rainbow dat cud cut thro da hed of a dragen. an dats exactly wut it did. it went thru da fire an cut da dragens hed in haff. but da 6 odder heds were still alive! da captin removed his belt. dere were lots o grenades on hi belt. he tok da pin off of 1 of dem an thru in in2 da fire dat da six heds were brethin.
"I GOT HIM NOW" sed da captin. but josef had his magik sheeld up an da see dragen an da captin died in da esplosion.
josef arched bak up to da hufflepuff ship.
"deres no way we can loose now!" sed steven
den... anodder ship came thru da slitherin ships. it had... A CANON BALL MACHINE GUN!!!!! bullets were flyin all ova da place. den dere ship wuz destroied.
"AHH" dey all sed as dey fell in2 da nile. josef fell in2 da wttar an had 2 hold on2 a flotin piece o wood. den... he felt somden brush across his leg... it was a crocadile! he had his moth open an wuz about to eat him!! den josef shoved da staff down his throt an cut him in haff.
josef looked around. bradberrys hat wuz on top of da water but bradberry wuz not under it. den a crocadile burt out of da watter. steven wus reslin wit it.
"LET GO OF MI BEST FREND" he yelled tryin to open da crocadiles mouth.
"LET GO OF MY STUDENT" sed da gay samaratin. he wuz behind da crocidile an had his penis pegleg up da crocodiles asshole. den steven opened da crocidiles mouth an bradberry came out. da crocidile was going bak underwatta... BUT HE WUS PULLIN DA GAY SAMARITEN DOWN WIT HIM!!!! da gay samaritens pegleg wus too far up da crocidiles asshole!!!
josef came ova and wuz tryin to help da gay samariten up.
"UNSCREW UR PEGLEG" sed josef
"I CANT" sed da gay samaratin. he was gettin dragged down harder "ITS 2 FAR UP"
den josef took da staff an made a wand blade. he cut da pegleg off an draged da gay samamriten up 2 a pieec o wood. da were all flotin on peeces of wood.
den anodder ship pulld up bside dem.
"y hello ther faggots"
back to fic
ch 50 da pope
⌠babala chi chi■ sed da pope in his big church. He was sittin down wit a quil an writin da next book of da bible.
⌠ok. bi mr pope■ sed da church guy an left
⌠ive been workin on dis next book of da bible 4 so long... i wish da lord wud give me insoprashun like he did marquez jackson"
he looked on his computa... dere were no new chaptas...
"oh marquez u sed u wud wrote new chaptas... were u just playin wit me" den he started 2 cry.
den dere wuz a bangin at da door.
"NMR POPE" sed da church guy. "wuts goin on in dere"
"just leeve me alone... im so sad...."
den dere wuz a flash of lite an da room esploded. dere were 2 ppl in da middle of da room.
"am i in hogwarts yet" sed turtle
den da pope pointed at turtle "its you!!!! soulja spirit bu jackson!"
den da pope jumped out of his chair "OH MY GOD" he sed "IS DAT..."
"shh" sed turtle "ull spoil it for everybody"
but it was 2 late. da pope was running up 2 jesus shakin his hand "IM UR BIGGEST FAN" he sed
but jesus din't say anyting.
"jsus is tired" turtle sed. "he wants 2 sit down" and he did.
"what r u doin here" sed da pope
"im tryin 2 get bak 2 da presnt" sed turtle
"turtle let me ask u a question. why hasnt marquez jacksomn posted anynew chapta latly"
"i dont no! dis is s ridiculus!" sed turtle "but im sure turtle is busy. he probbaly cudnt get to a librbary an raquell doesnt have a computer"
"ok i understand den" sed da pope "its just ive been so worried about u up in babel tower"
"oh dont worry" sed turtle "ur gonna b suprised. in fact... i bet marquez is writtin dat chapter right now..."
den da pope looked on his computer... DERE WUZ A NEW CHAPTA!!!!!!!
but when he turned around... turtle wuz gone...
ch 51 in da tower part 2:1000000 floors up
dere wuz an esplosion and fire went everiwere. me an turtle climbed outta da hole.
"dat wuz hard work" i sed
"yes it wuz" sed david. we both had big mussles from all dat fitin an we were covered in swet so u cud see dem well.
den david looked up " omg!!! we made it to da top floor!!!"
den i looked up. we were lookin at da sky.
den my tummy started grumblin.
"im so hungrey" sed david "we sudda brot sum food..."
den i had a remembered... da 1 spell i hadnt used in a long time...
"stand bak" i sed "..... WAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAMMMMEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOONMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"
den de3re wuz da biggest wattamelon dat eva lived
"OMG" sed david an we ate it.
"wut did we cum up here 4" i sed. den i remembered. "DA WISERD STONE"
den i turned around. dere wuz a table wit a hand on it holdin.... NOTHIN!!!!!!!!!!!1
"WUT" i sed
"yes i got here first" sed a voice bhind us evilly.
we turned around... it wuz... VADERMORT FLYIN ON HIS DOLLA BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
"yes i have it... AQND NOW IM DA GRATEST WISERD EVER" a ball of dark electricty formed in his hand "YES NOW EVERYTING IN MY PLAN IS GOING ACCORING TO PLAN.... PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
den... a ball of red energy hit him on da side of hed.
he flew down an hit da stone floor brekin it.
"wut da hell" he sed
it wuz... JESUS!!!!!!!
"i tot u were suspended!!!!!" he sed
"i just got bak" sed jesus and thru anodder big red lazor ball at him.
den vadermort made a sord of dark energy in his hand. he cut da ball in haff and each side flew 2 each side. da walls esploded.
"i crusified u once... AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!" sed vadermort
den... da battle began...
steven wuz sittin on da sand in da hufflepuff commenroom flewin his big gay muscles an doin musikal theter. den bradberry walked up.
"steven! i just got dis invitation from da slitherins 4 a gay butt sex party by da lake" he sed.
"fabulos!" sed steven "i got one 2!"
"so did i!" sed another hufflepuff.
"so did we!!" sed all da other hufflepuffs.
"fabulos!" sed bradberry
"gay butt sex party?" sed da gay samaritin. "dosent dat seem a little suspicious?"
"who would lie about gay butt sex?" sed steven
"oh ur right" sed da gay samaritin "lets go get ready" an dey all rushed into da penismids to get ready. dey were puttin on cowboy hats dat looked like giant penises an dey were packing vibrators an sex toys into rainbow colored suit cases. bradberry wuz puttin stuff under his hat.
den da gay samaritin shoved dem all up up his asshole (not rly cuz dats stretchin it a bit).
ch 43 da shiqs of hufflequff
all da hufflepuffs were at da lake gettin ready 4 da party. dey were wavin dere cocks around in da air gettin dem nice and big.
"where are all da slitherins?" sed steven "if dey arent here soom well have 2 start without dem"
den... far out on da lake... dere were some things.
"wut r dose?" sed bradberry. den dey saw. it wuz da slitherins on ships holdin swords an wands an machine guns. an at da head of da first ship wuz... HAROD!
"my my how the tables have turned" he sed "now YOU are the ones dat are going to be fucked!"
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"no" sed harod "i mean im about to kill u"
"oh..." sed bradberry. he wuz lookin sad.
"AH!" sed da gay samariten "its not going to be dat easy! u are about to lern da gratest secret of da hufflepuffs! not only are we gay..." den he took out a cutlass an removed his leg to show a wooden penis shaped pegleg underneth. "WERE ALSO PIRATES!!!" now all da huffle puffs were takin out swords an wands an gettin ready to fight. da gay samariten took out his big black dildo wand an waved it around in da air. "PIRATE SHIPS" he sed an pirate ships appeared in da lake. all da hufflepuffs were raisin da sails an manning da poop deck an gettin on da canons.
"shiver me timbers" sed bradberry "it seems dat were going to war"
"fabulos" sed steven.
ch 44 actual cryin in da forest
josef wuz sittin in da forgotten forest wit a raincloud ova his hed. da wild puppies were lickin his toes but he didnt want to pet dem.
den a beam of light came down from heaven... it wuz... JESUS!!!
"wut r u doin josef?" sed jesus
"just leeve me alone..." sed josef
"wuts da matter?" sed jesus
"... i had sex wit a woman" sed josef
"OH MY GOD. R U ALRITE?" sed jesus.
"... no" sed josef
"who did dis?" sed jesus
"it wuz jezebell" sed josef
"oh dont worry" sed jesus "hes had sex wit so many men its like u had sex wit a man too"
"dat doesnt make me feel any better" sed josef
"but josef" sed jesus "u have to get up! da slitherins led hufflepuff into a trap! dere all gonna die witout u leadin dem!"
"i dont care" sed josef an da rain poured down harder.
"but josef" sed jesus puttin an arm around josef "dont u remember why u invented gay buttsex in da first place?"
den josef had a flashback.
AN: reed to da next chapta to see da flashback.
ch 45 flashback qart 1
AN: dis is a flash back to josefs childhood.
"FAGGOT" sed jimboba (1 of josefs many brothers) an pushed josef into pombis (another one of josefs many brothers).
"ull never get into hogwarts" sed pombis an pushed him into another brother. josef wuz cryin an dere wuz a raincloud ova his hed.
"now now boys leave poor josef alone" sed an old woman.
"but grandma hes such a faggot" sed one of his brodders.
"oh no hes not. now all you kids go pack 4 skool." sed da grandma den all of his brothers ran towards da house.
"oh josef" sed da gandma "will you cum here for a minute?"
josef stopped. da raincloud wuz still pourin down. grandma picked him up an put him on her knee.
"now i want to give u somthing josef" an she pulled out a coat "dis is a special multicolored cloak"
den josef looked at it. "but grandma" he sed "dis cloak isnt multicolored. its gray."
"oh its multicolored alright" she sed "ull see dat when time cums."
josef took it rly happily. "tank u grandma" he sed.
"now i dont care wut ur brothers say." she sed "i believe ull oneday bcum a great wiserd. an ull bring honor to ur family name. bcuz u are Josef Gay Buttsex.
josef put da cloak on an da raincloud went away.
"do u know why i like u so much josef?" she sed
"no grandma. why?" sed josef.
"bcuz u remind me of my late husband Gay. dats why u were named after him. he wuz such a happy man. and a great wiserd."
(later dat week at da train station)
josef wuz silently wakkin thru da crowd to da train. den when he turned around he bumped into a muscular boy with a mulicolored thong.
"excuse me" sed josef
"its no problem cutie" sed da boy.
"wuts ur name" sed josef
"im steven" sed steven
"im josef" sed josef.
den a multicolored top hat flew by dem on da wind.
"MY HAT!" yelled a boy wit a monicule an a moustache.
josef caught it. "here u go" he sed.
"FABULOS!" sed da boy. "wuts ur name?"
"im josef" sed josef.
"an im steven" sed steven
"im bradberry" sed bradberry.
"ALL ABORD" sed da train driver. den as dey were gettin on a beam of light came from da sky an a boy flew down it. "tank u daddy!" he sed.
"have fun at skool" sed a booming voice.
den everyone got on da train.
josef steven an bradberry sat down in a room on da train.
"wut house do u hope u get into" josef asked steven
"i dunno" sed steven
"i think it wud b fabulos 2 b in hufflepuff" sed bradberry. "dey all seem so happy"
"yes dey all a gay bunch" sed steven.
den dere wuz a knock on da door. dere wuz a boy with long hair standin wit a suitcase he made out of wood.
"can i sit here" he sed.
"sure" sed steven. an da boy sat down.
"wuts ur name" sed josef
"im jesus christ." he sed "i want to be in griffondoor like my dad wuz"
den he looked at josef "who are u"
"im josef buttsex" sed josef "an dese are my friends steven an bradberry."
"how do u do" sed bradberry.
den dere wuz ANOTHER knock at da door. dere wuz a boy an a girl at da door.
"sorry to bother u" sed da girl "but dere are no free seats left. can we sit with you? im mary margerine."
"an judas killchrist" sed da boy.
"dat wud be fabulos" sed bradberry.
"yes indeed" sed steven.
"here u can sit down bside me" sed jesus pattin da seat bside him.
but josef didnt want to talk to anybody.
den jesus looked ova at him.
"hey why are u so sad" sed jesus
"no reason" sed josef
"common dere has 2 be a reason" sed jesus
"my brodders pick on me" sed josef
"but now ur at hogwarts so dey cant bother u" sed jesus
"but dere goin b at hogwarts" sed josef
"oh" sed jesus "well dont worry. im one of da best wiserds for my age"
"so am i" sed josef
"hey dats something we have in common. maybe we can in da same house" sed jesus
"id like dat" sed josef
46 flashback qt 2
da train stopped an everyone got off. dere wuz a big lake in front of da skool.
"how r we supposed to get across" sed josef
"dats my job" sed a man wit a berd. "im proessor moses"
he lifted his staff up an da lake parted.
"now u may cross" he sed.
"jesus wuts dis lake called" sed josef
"oh dis is da red sea. moses parts it every years 4 da first years." sed jesus
den dey all went into da great hall.
"hello first years!" sed pumpass pilot "welcome to skool district 7!! let da sorting begin!!"
pilot put da hat on bradberry a steven. it sed hufflepuff 4 both of dem.
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"fabulos" sed steven.
"jesus christ" sed da sortin hat. den jesus came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"judas killchrist" sed da sortin hat. den judas came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"mary margerine" sed da sortin hat. den mary came up. "griffondoor" sed da hat.
"golith sanders" sed da sortin hat. den dis big ass mothafukka came up. "slitherin" sed da hat. golith laffed in a big ass mutha fukka voice.
"jezebell slutborn" sed da sortin hat. den dis whore came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"harod potter" sed da sortin hat. den dis other guy came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"jimbolia buttsex" sed da sortin hat. den one of josefs many brodders came up. "slitherin" sed da hat.
"drake buttsex. slitherin."
"octavian buttsex. slitherin."
"reff buttsex. slitherin." den dey called all of da rest of josefs many brodders an dey were all put in slitherin.
"josef buttsex" sed da sortin hat.
"no..." sed josef "i dont want to be in slitherin..." he felt a raincloud form over his head.
"HUFFLEPUFF!" sed da sortin hat.
"HORRAY!" sed bradberry.
josef wuz happy but he wuz sad dat he wuzznt in da same house as jesus. he looked ova but jesus wuz too busy takkin to da other grifoondoors. so josef wakked to da hufflepuff tabel.
"ur wit us now!" sed bradberry an steven gave him a big musculer hug.
den da raincloud stopped an josef felt happy. after dey sorted everybody pilot sed "now dat everyones sorted go to sleep."
da gay samariten sed "come on children. lets go to da comminroom." an he lead dem away.
dey went down a long stair case until dey came to da big stone buttcheeks.
"dese r da gates of hufflepuff" he sed. josef wuz amazed.
"how do we get in?" sed josef.
"u say da password" sed da gay samariten "let me in" he sed an da cheeks spred apart. josef wuz more amased. da commin room wuz... EGYPT!!!!!!
"dont be too amased yet" sed da gay samariten an mader sure dat da buttcheeks were closed tight.
"now i am going to tell u da secret of hufflepuff" he sed "r house is da secret pirate navy of hogwarts. everyday u will engage in secret pirate classes. can u all say ahoy?"
"ahoy" dey all sed. but bradberry sed horray.
time passed an josef grew happier but he wuz still sad. he had his two best friends but he still never found out why his grandma called his coat multicolored.
den one day dey were wakkin around in da penismids... when...
"OH NO MY MONOICAL?" sed brad berry
"wut happened" sed steven
"i sat down an my monical went up my asshole!" sed bradberry "i cant reach it wit my fingers"
"let me try" sed steven an put his fingers up his ass. "i cant quite reach it"
"let me try" sed josef
"please hurry its goin in deeper" sed bradberry.
josef tried to get it wit his middle finger but it slipped away.
"is dere nothing long enough to reach it?" sed steven. den josef got an idea. he waved his cock around in da air until it wuz nice an big. den he shoved it up bradberrys asshole.
"wut r u doing back dere" sed bradberry. josefwrapped da monicals chain around his cock an pulled it out.
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"ur da smartest wiserd ive eva nown!" sed steven.
"u know wut" sed josef "dat actually felt pretty good"
"yeah it did" sed bradberry. den josef had an idea. he ran into his room an started drawin blueprints. he stayed in dere for days an days.
"i wonder wut josefs doin in dere" sed bradberry
"i dont know" sed steven
den da door urst open an josef ran out.
"I HAVE INVENTED DA GREATEST INVENTION EVER INVENTED" sed josef
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"wut is it" sed steven
"its where u stick ur cock in another mans asshole" sed josef.
"dats crazy" sed bradberry "u cant do dat"
"itll never work" sed steven
"it will work" sed josef "and ill name it after my grandfather. ill call it... GAY BUTT SEX"
"well how does it work" sed bradberry
"ill show u" sed josef an he stcuk his cock in bradberrys asshole.
"hey dis is pretty good" sed bradberry and he stuck his cock in steven asshole.
"woah!" sed steven an he stuck his cock in josefs asshole. dey sat around havin gay buttsex.
all da hufflepuffs gathered around.
"wut r u doing" dey sed
"were havin gay butt sex" ssed josef
"gay butt sex" dey sed "wuts dat"
josef showed dem, an den dey all started doing it! even da gay samariten!
"we should show dis to da dumbledoor!" sed da gay samariten. den he lead josef bradberry an steven to pumpass pilots office.
"wut is it dis time, gay samariten!?" sed pumpass pilot "im here havin an important talk wit da wiserd nobel prize president!"
"dis student has invented sumtin rly amasin" sed da gay samariten "its call gay butt sex"
"gay butt sex?" sed pilot "wuts dat?"
den dey demonstarted it for dem.
"im not dat impressed" sed pilot
"WUT R U TALKIN ABOUT PUMPASS" sed da president "DATS DA GRATEST TING IVE EVA SEEN! IN FACT IM GONNA GIVE U DA WISERD NOBEL PRIZE AWARD FOR DIS"
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
later in da great hall josef presented gay butt sex to all da ppl in hogwarts. dey were amased.
"JOSEF JOSEF JOSEF" dey all cheered as he got his medal. except 4 da slitherins. "faggots" dey sed.
den josef felt sometin wellin up inside of him. he didnt know wut it wuz. den... his coat slowly turned from gray to multicolored. den he realised... he wuz happy... mabey even... "gay".
den he clicked his heels an did a little turn. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111" he sed. an a bigass rainbow went over everyone. dey felt so happy.
(dis is da end of da flashback)
josef sat dere an da raincloud went away. his coat turned multicolored again.
"ur right jesus... i cant let dem all down. dere my friends." sed josef
"good" sed jeses "were da two greatest wiserds da world has eva known. together we can beet slitherin easily."
"no" sed josef "dis is personal."
den agerly he sed "RAINBOW" an a rainbow flew across da woods. we got on it an slid towards da battlefeild.
jesus stood there watchin him go. but den... he felt as if somden dark wuz happinin somewere else...
47 authers note
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AUTHERS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i have sum horrifyin news. i will not b able to post any more chaptas until tanksgivin. I KNOW. UR GONNA BE SAD. an i no ur all probably sayin "no marquez! u can cum live wit me!" but i cant. i have to go live wit my mammas babys daddy for a cupel of months an hes too poor to afford a computer. i may update sometimes if i can go to my local library (were u can find fantastik books like imma wiserd harry potter an da bible)
wait... wuts dat,,, deres someone at my door! .... its....
"hi marquez"
oh my god!!! its soulja spirit buu jackson!!!! an is dat jesus bhind u?
"yes an no. ur gonna have to find out 4 urself. u betta catch up marquez. im already goin back to da future!"
wow. dat sounds excition. but wiat... wuts dat in da corner? deres a rainbow cummin out of it! its josef!
"hi marquez"
wwhatchu doin here josef
"im lookin for sum gay butt sex. have u seen any?"
oh josef, u queer little white boy.
i gess dis goodbye for now. stay tuned 4 sum more chapters of imma wiserd! deyll be cummin out sumtime neer tankgivin. josef? is dere somtin u want 2 add?
"yeah. to all you readers out there, remeber dis: sum butt sex a day keeps da darklord away!"
hahahahaha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AUTHERS NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48 da AUTHERS RETUrn
j.r. rollins wuz sittin at home in england riting da next harry potter book. he wuz sad bcuz his favorit athor had nut posted any new chaptas loately an he had been chekin everyday.
"i cannot believe i haf 2 wait until tanksgivin" he sed rly sadly an went bak 2 ritin da next hary potter book.
den he stopped. an cheked agin. den... DERE WUZ A NEW CHAPTA!!!!
"OH MY GOD" he sed jumpin out of his seet "MARUEZ JACKSON IS BACK"
he wuz about 2 reed da next chapta wehn... dere wuz a flash of lite! turte wuz standin in da middle of da room!
"were am i" sed turtle
now j.r. rollins wuz rly amased!!! "hey! i no u! arnt u soulja spirit buu jackson?!"
"yes i am" sed turtle
den... j. r. rollins looked at da floor bside turtle "isnt dat jesus?!" sed j.r. rollins
"shh!" sed turtle "ull spoil it 4 everybody!!"
"wutchu doin here" sed j.r. rollins
"im goin bak frum da present 2 da past" sed turtle
"but dat hasnt happined in da story!!" sed j.r. rollins
"i no. marquez jackson isnt ritin it fast enough" sed turtle
"U MET DA REEL MARQUEZ JACKSON?!!?" sed j.r. rollins.
"i sho did" sed turtle "i just met him while going to da future!"
"i luv marquez jackson!" sed j. r. rollins "hes mi insporation!!"
"well" sed turtle lookin arund "i haff 2 get bak 2 hogwarts"
"rly" sed j.r. rollins
"rly" sed turtle
"well i gess ill be reedin about u later" sed j.r. rollins
"goodbi" sed turtle. an dere wuz another flash o lite. an he wuz gone.
49 battle on da nile
da poop deck wuz lookin all shitty. dere were guts an hufflepuff bodies dat were cut in haff.
"dis isnt fabulos at all" sed one of da hufflepuff bodies. den he died.
da slitherins had pushed da hufflepuffs bak 2 da hufflepuff comminroom an dey were now fightin on da nile river.
steven had 1 of da machine guns an wus firin da skittle bullets at one of da slitheyn ships.
"TASTE DA RAINBOW MUTHAFUKKA" he sed.
"FIRE DA CANONS" sed da gay samaratin
"AYE AYE" sed bradberry an fired da canon at da slytherin ship. it shot rainbow colored lazors. dere wuz a big esplosion an bodies were goin everywere.
"WE GOT 1" sed da gay samariten
"HORAY" sed 1 of da hufflpuffs but den wuz cut in haff by an enemy machin gun.
"WILSON" sed anodder hufflepuff. "NOOO" he fell 2 his knees cryin.
den da gay samariten grabed him. "PULL URSELF TOGEDDER MAN" he sed.
"r defensis haff fallin" sed bradberry "deres no1 2 leed us!"
"i gess dats mi cue" sed a voiec in da ski.
"wut wuz dat?" sed da gay samariten
den... dere wus a huge rainbow commin frum da sky!! it blasted in2 da nile river an da nile river parted.
den... in da middle of da lake... was... JOSEF!!!!!!! he had his hands up in da air holdin moseses staff!!
"ITS JOSEF" sed da gay samariten
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
den da captin of one of da ships sed thru da mircofon "FIRE UR CANONS AT DAT FAGOOT"
all da bullets an canon balls were flyin at josef. den dey came 2gedder in da air. dere wuz a huge esplosion.
"NOOOOOOO" sed all da hufflepuffs.
but da nile river didnt stop partin... den da smoke cleared... josef was ok! he put his magik sheeld up just in time! all da bullets an canon balls were in da air in front of him. den he waved da staff an all da bullets an canonballs flew bak 2 da slitheren ships!!
"NOOO" sed da slitherins as dey drowned in da nile river.
den da captin of daq silthyn ship jumped downn.
"SEA DRAGEN" he sed an a 7 heded sea dragen came up frum da sea. it wuz brethin fire at josef.
"RAINBOW" sed josef pointin his staff at da dragen. but dis wuzznt da homsecktual rainbow wee all no an luv but da kind of rainbow dat cud cut thro da hed of a dragen. an dats exactly wut it did. it went thru da fire an cut da dragens hed in haff. but da 6 odder heds were still alive! da captin removed his belt. dere were lots o grenades on hi belt. he tok da pin off of 1 of dem an thru in in2 da fire dat da six heds were brethin.
"I GOT HIM NOW" sed da captin. but josef had his magik sheeld up an da see dragen an da captin died in da esplosion.
josef arched bak up to da hufflepuff ship.
"deres no way we can loose now!" sed steven
den... anodder ship came thru da slitherin ships. it had... A CANON BALL MACHINE GUN!!!!! bullets were flyin all ova da place. den dere ship wuz destroied.
"AHH" dey all sed as dey fell in2 da nile. josef fell in2 da wttar an had 2 hold on2 a flotin piece o wood. den... he felt somden brush across his leg... it was a crocadile! he had his moth open an wuz about to eat him!! den josef shoved da staff down his throt an cut him in haff.
josef looked around. bradberrys hat wuz on top of da water but bradberry wuz not under it. den a crocadile burt out of da watter. steven wus reslin wit it.
"LET GO OF MI BEST FREND" he yelled tryin to open da crocadiles mouth.
"LET GO OF MY STUDENT" sed da gay samaratin. he wuz behind da crocidile an had his penis pegleg up da crocodiles asshole. den steven opened da crocidiles mouth an bradberry came out. da crocidile was going bak underwatta... BUT HE WUS PULLIN DA GAY SAMARITEN DOWN WIT HIM!!!! da gay samaritens pegleg wus too far up da crocidiles asshole!!!
josef came ova and wuz tryin to help da gay samariten up.
"UNSCREW UR PEGLEG" sed josef
"I CANT" sed da gay samaratin. he was gettin dragged down harder "ITS 2 FAR UP"
den josef took da staff an made a wand blade. he cut da pegleg off an draged da gay samamriten up 2 a pieec o wood. da were all flotin on peeces of wood.
den anodder ship pulld up bside dem.
"y hello ther faggots"
back to fic
ch 50 da pope
⌠babala chi chi■ sed da pope in his big church. He was sittin down wit a quil an writin da next book of da bible.
⌠ok. bi mr pope■ sed da church guy an left
⌠ive been workin on dis next book of da bible 4 so long... i wish da lord wud give me insoprashun like he did marquez jackson"
he looked on his computa... dere were no new chaptas...
"oh marquez u sed u wud wrote new chaptas... were u just playin wit me" den he started 2 cry.
den dere wuz a bangin at da door.
"NMR POPE" sed da church guy. "wuts goin on in dere"
"just leeve me alone... im so sad...."
den dere wuz a flash of lite an da room esploded. dere were 2 ppl in da middle of da room.
"am i in hogwarts yet" sed turtle
den da pope pointed at turtle "its you!!!! soulja spirit bu jackson!"
den da pope jumped out of his chair "OH MY GOD" he sed "IS DAT..."
"shh" sed turtle "ull spoil it for everybody"
but it was 2 late. da pope was running up 2 jesus shakin his hand "IM UR BIGGEST FAN" he sed
but jesus din't say anyting.
"jsus is tired" turtle sed. "he wants 2 sit down" and he did.
"what r u doin here" sed da pope
"im tryin 2 get bak 2 da presnt" sed turtle
"turtle let me ask u a question. why hasnt marquez jacksomn posted anynew chapta latly"
"i dont no! dis is s ridiculus!" sed turtle "but im sure turtle is busy. he probbaly cudnt get to a librbary an raquell doesnt have a computer"
"ok i understand den" sed da pope "its just ive been so worried about u up in babel tower"
"oh dont worry" sed turtle "ur gonna b suprised. in fact... i bet marquez is writtin dat chapter right now..."
den da pope looked on his computer... DERE WUZ A NEW CHAPTA!!!!!!!
but when he turned around... turtle wuz gone...
ch 51 in da tower part 2:1000000 floors up
dere wuz an esplosion and fire went everiwere. me an turtle climbed outta da hole.
"dat wuz hard work" i sed
"yes it wuz" sed david. we both had big mussles from all dat fitin an we were covered in swet so u cud see dem well.
den david looked up " omg!!! we made it to da top floor!!!"
den i looked up. we were lookin at da sky.
den my tummy started grumblin.
"im so hungrey" sed david "we sudda brot sum food..."
den i had a remembered... da 1 spell i hadnt used in a long time...
"stand bak" i sed "..... WAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAMMMMEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOONMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"
den de3re wuz da biggest wattamelon dat eva lived
"OMG" sed david an we ate it.
"wut did we cum up here 4" i sed. den i remembered. "DA WISERD STONE"
den i turned around. dere wuz a table wit a hand on it holdin.... NOTHIN!!!!!!!!!!!1
"WUT" i sed
"yes i got here first" sed a voice bhind us evilly.
we turned around... it wuz... VADERMORT FLYIN ON HIS DOLLA BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
"yes i have it... AQND NOW IM DA GRATEST WISERD EVER" a ball of dark electricty formed in his hand "YES NOW EVERYTING IN MY PLAN IS GOING ACCORING TO PLAN.... PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
den... a ball of red energy hit him on da side of hed.
he flew down an hit da stone floor brekin it.
"wut da hell" he sed
it wuz... JESUS!!!!!!!
"i tot u were suspended!!!!!" he sed
"i just got bak" sed jesus and thru anodder big red lazor ball at him.
den vadermort made a sord of dark energy in his hand. he cut da ball in haff and each side flew 2 each side. da walls esploded.
"i crusified u once... AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!" sed vadermort
den... da battle began...