ch 52 da biggest red ball of dem all
jesus made a big lazor ball in his hand and thru it. vadermort cut it in haf and both sides exploded again.
"TAKE DIS" sed vadermort swingin his dark sword. jesus blocked it wit da big red ball and den punched vadermort in da face an it esploded.
vadermort flu bak in2 da tower. stones cracked and crumbled.
"did i get him" sed jesus. but he didnt. a ball of dark energy (not 2 b confuzed wit blak energy) flu at him. jesus tried 2 doge him... but he didnt. da ball hit him an it esploded. jesus flu bak 1000000 feet and crashed into da grond.
"lolololololololol" sed vadermort "now dat i hav da wiserd stone............ NO ONE CAN DEFEET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
da sun was risin in da north. but den i relized... dat wuznt da sun.... DAT WUZ JESUS MAKIN DA BIGGEST BIG RED BALL EVA!!!!
"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" sed jesus liftin it ova his hed.
"wut" sed vadermort suprized. he tryd 2 slash it wit his sord but it wuz 2 late.
"N0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed vadermort crashin in2 babel tower.
"HORRAY" sed me an david. but den... we herd a rumblin. da tower of babel was fallin apart under r feet!!!
"da tower of babel was fallin apart under r feet!!!" sed david
"i NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i sed but we were fallin.
da chillin were runnin out of ravinclaw commin room gettin crushed by bolders. den noah came out lookin all angry.
"wuts goi on" sed noah. den a bolder flu towards him. "o hell no" he sed. "WHITE HOLE" da white hole apperd an sucked up sum bolders.
"RUN CHILLIN" sed noah "ITS NOT SAFE HERE" an they did.
but we were still fallin.
"is dis da end" sed david.
ch 53 jesus saves :
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed as we were fallin 2 r deaths.
but den... jesus flu up an caught us!! david was in his arms an i wuz in his bak.
"hang on" sed jesus "its gonna be a bumby ride".
den dere wuz a sonic boom an we were flyin away.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed. but we spoke 2 soon. vadermort wuz firin dark energy at us lik a machine gun.
"I CANT USE MY HANDS" sed jesus so he put david on da ground an started firin red balls at him. but vadermort wuz catchin up on da dolla bill.
"let me help" i sed an took out my gun an my wand an started shootin bullets an magik at vadermort whu tryd 2 doge dem but cuddnt.
"BULLSEYE" i sed.
da dollabill started swervin. but as soon as i sed dat badermort made a big ass ball of dark energy an thru it at us. so jesus made anodder big ass lazor ball an thru it. der wuz a bigass esplosion an we were flung 2 grund.
"I TOLD U" sed vadermort "IM INVINCIBLE!!!! NO 1 CAN DEFET ME AS LONG AS I HAVE DA WISERD STONE!!!!!!"
but den... just as he sed dat... sum pirate ships started commin down da river....
ch 54 harod potter an da atomik antimagik nife
"IMMA WEAR UR ASS AS A HAT" sed harod
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"I meen im gonna kill u" sed harod
"oh..." sed bradberry.
josef had out mosess staff an da gay sameritn had out his sord an wand blade.
"u mite have killed my entuire crew" sed harod. which wuz tru bcuz da nile river ran red an dere wuzznt a part of eygypt dat didnt have part of a ded slytherin on it.
"UR INSANE" sed da gay sameritin "ULL KILL US ALL"
"dat may b" sed harod "but im gonna kill u first"
den da gay sameritin ran at him. "DIE" sed da gay smaeritin. harod steped outta da way den cut his sord an stabbed him. da gay sameritin fell down on da deck all bloody.
"HAROD POTTER YOU BASTARD" sed steven runnin at him wit his big gay muscles. den he thru da biggest gayest punch eva. harod but up da nife an bloked. but he wuz strugglin unda his big gay muscles. den as he was about to win somden when ova his hed.
"HMMMMMMMMMMM" sed harod. da gay smaritin wuz sittin on his hed tryin 2 put it up his butthole.
"DIE YOU LITTLE SUN OF A BOITCH". den dere wuz crack. he had brokin harods hed between his buttcheeks. harods body fell 2 da floor an da gay samariten slurped him up his buthole.
"r u alrite" sed bradberry.
"yes" sed da samaritin. but den he sed "oooohhh.... i dont feel so good."
den... da atomik vibratin antimagik nife stabbed out of his stomach den cut him in haf.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sed da hufflepuffs as harod clawed his way out of da gay sameritins dead body.
"YOU BASTARD" sed a hufflepuff.
"you cant kill me dat easily" sed harod
"ive had enough of dis" sed josef steppin towards harod. "PREPARE 2 DIE"
ch 55 revenge
"u tink u can kill me?" sed harod
"yes i tink i can" sed josef
"DEN COME ON" sed harod an ran at josef slashin. josef blocked wit da staff bcuz he cudnt use magik bcuz it wuz an antimagik nife.
"I CANT USE MAGIK!?!" sed josef
"no you cant" sed harod. de josef thru harod 2 da ground. he was about 2 bash harods hed open but harod doged an stabbed at josef. but he doged an hit harods leg an broke it. den he made a wand blade an cut harods had off an da nife fell thru da ship into da river.
"i dont need dis staff 2 kill u" sed josef kikin da staff aside. den he clicked his heels an did a lil turn. "RAINBOW!!" he sed.
"NOOOOOOO" sed harod as he caght on rainbow colored fire an esploded like fireworks.
"we got sum prisioners" sed a hufflpuff wit slytherins in chains.
"looks like were gonna have dat gay butt sex party afterall" sed steven.
"u know what dey say" sed josef "revenge is a dish best served with gay butt sex!"
"NOOOOOOOOO" sed da slytherins.
den as dey were about 2 put dere smelly cocks into da slytherns assholes dey herd a voice.
"LET MY PEOPLE GO" it wuz... MOSES!!
"why are u fiting?" he sed "do u want sltytherin 2 b like gobblygoo one of da original houses da was destroyed in da war between da houses?!"
"but dey tryed 2 kill us!" sed steven with a slytherin in a big bear hug with his cock inches away from his buthole.
"dat may b" sed moses "but we shud all get along. josef! u shud no better!"
"but dey killed da gay samariten!!" sed josef
"WUT" sed moses "WHO DID DIS!??!"
"harod potter"
"well were is he?" sed moses
"hes dead" sed josef
"good" sed moses "we dont need his type at hogwatrs"
"but i gess dat mens u dont have a headmaster" he sed
"hey dats rite" sed a hufflepuff
"i say dis" sed moses "since da slytherins attacked hufflepuff from now on only a hufflepuff can b hed of slytherin. an since da hufflepuffs fought da slytherins only a slytherin can b hed of hufflepuff."
"does dat meen ull b r new hedmaster" sed steven
"yes" sed moses
"den who will be r hedmaster" sed a slytherin wit bradberrys can up his buthole.
"some1 who has shown grate courage" sed moses
"who is dat" sed josef
"its u josef" sed moses
"ME" sed josef
"yes" sed moses "now we must stop fitin. dere is an even bigger battle takin place rite as we speek."
"wut" sed josef
"vadermorts fitin jesus an turtles in truble" sed moses
"RELEASE DA PRISINORS" sed josef
"TO WAR" sed josef an moses together as da slytherins an hufflepuffs climmed on2 da ship.
"fabulous" sed steven.
56 snape gets naked (cough)
"DAMN" sed vadermort
"FIRE" sed josef an all da ships turned dere canons an fired at vadermort.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed vadermort an dey all hit him and esploded on him. but.... DEY DIDNT RLY! he had caut dem all and he thru dem back at da ships!!!!
"wut" sed josef jumpin up just in time. da balls went thru da ships but dey didnt sink bcu dey still had sum life in dem.
"OFF DA DECK" sed josef .
"GET DEM" sed vadermort an den hundreds and hundreds of deatheatters came out of da trees and bushes wit guns an wand blades and swords an missle launchers.
while da hufflepuffs an slytherins ran toward da detheatters josef looked up an sed "RAINBOW" an made a rainbow up to vadermort. he he slid up it wit da rainbow between his butcheeks.
"josef! i new ud cum" sed jesus who wuz a lil bit on fire. his hair wuz smokin an his clothes were ripped so u cud c his big muscles
"turtle wuddahya doin here" sed josef
"im just ridin around on jesus" i sed
"HEY! U NEVER LET ME DO DAT!" sed josef
"u want a differnt type of ride" sed jesus
"lets blast dat bignose muthafukker back to hell were he came from" sed jesus
"i like dat" sed josef
den.... from da fite below... some1 jumped up 1000000 feet 2 were we were wit 2 wandbladse in his hands an cut da dollabill in2 2 25 dolla bills.
"WUT" sed vadermort
"JUDAS ITS U" sed jesus
"hope u didnt miss me 2 much" sed judas an den fell back 1000000 feet in2 da battlefeild were he brought down his wrath on ani poor muthafukka who got in his way.
down on da battlefeld....
2 knittin needles were flyin around pokin ppls eyes out an a magikal string of yarn wuz stranglin ppl. it wu da patronis of mary margerine!!
den a detheater kicked her an she fell down
"MY NAILS" sed mary margerine den a pair of needles stabbed da guy in da balls an nailed him 2 da moon.
vadermort wuz tryin 2 keep his balence on da 2 bills
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" he sed
jesus thru a big ball at him but he bloked it wit da sord.
josef shot a rainbow at him but he bloked it wit da sord but it turned da sord colorful an flowers grew out of it.
"DAM" sed vadermort
"DIE" he sed pointin at josef. but osef relfected it bak at him an it ripped thu his shoulder. but da shoulder gre bak agin. but den a big red ball hit him in da face an esploded. now his close were on fire showin in his big mussles. but not rly cuz he didnt have any.
as da cloak burned away jesus saw it. "SNAPE" he sed
"BLAST" sed vadermort while his small wite cock flopped around in da air. even josef didnt want to look at it.
"ewwwwwwwww" sed josef
"JESUS CHRIST ULL PAY 4 DIS" sed vadermort. den he closed his hands an opened dem an litnin flew out.
"WUT" sed jesus an he cudnt doge dem all. he was gettin hit left an rite.
"JESUS NO" sed josef but den got hit by litnin right in his. he got flown bak doin cartweels. den he hit da gorund wit such force dat it made a crater an vaporized alot of ppl.
by dis time da detheatter dat mary margerine had nailed 2 da moon wuz flyin bak 2 earth as a flamin dead body.
"NO" sed mary margerine an judas
"YES" sed da detheatters
"VICTORY IS MINE" sed vadermort his lil wit cock floppin around in glee.
57 da death of vadermort
snape wuz standin up on his 2 dolla bills laughin at his victory. dere were more detheaters den slytherins or hufflepuffs. jesus an josef were both badly hurt. it looked like we were gonna loose. but den...
trupets started playin a da gyriffondoors were marchin ova da hill. at da front wit da sord of gryfindor wuz issac (u havnt met him yet but hes da hed of gryfondoor). an runnin up bside him wuz da picture of abraham lincon attached 2 a robot with 3 legs an 2 machine gun arms. "tell da devil in hell i sed hats off 2 ya" he sed an started gunnin dem down from behind.
den up da river sailin thru da ruins of da hufflepuff ships was an arch... an on it... wuz.... NOAH AN DA RAVINCLAWS!!!!
"u destroyed r home u lil bastard" sed noah "normally we wud haf 2 of every animel on dis thing... but today we have someden a little different" den da monsters from babel tower came rushin out of da ark. dere were elefents wit dragen heds insted of trunks an dere were zombies an dragens an vampire werewolfs. an da ravinclaws were runnin bside dem wit guns and wands and grenades.
i was in da middle of da detheaters. i had been fitin so hard dat my mussles were gleemin wit sweat even more. dere were mountains of detheater bodies on eitehr side of me.
"thank god" sed david
"yeh" sed judas
an den we ran wit new energy in2 da detheters. i wuz lookin 4 jesus cuz i hadnt seen him in a while. i found him on da ground smokin.
vadermort waz up in da air throwin litnin down on everybody.
"jesus! r u alrite" i sed. he looked at me all week like
"im pretty baet up" he sed "i better just give up"
"GIVE UP?!" i sed "u cant do dat ur da gratest wiserd of dis time"
"im only one of da gratest wiserds of dis time" he sed "da odder is josef. an vadermort beet us both"
"no he didnt" i sed 'ur still alive. u can beet him. if u try. i believe in u."
"u believe in me?" sed jesus
"we all do" i sed "me an mary margerine an judas an david an josef an abraham lincon"
"dats rite" sed lincon gunin down sum detheters. den he wakked ova 2 jesus an got on his robot knees an put a machine gun arm on jesuss shoulder.
"for score an years ago i wuz in a predicament like dis. but did i give up? NO. an if i could have founded da jews an found gryfondoor u can defeet dis cracker wit a small cock" he sed.
"... yeah... YEAH" sed jesus "I CAN BEET HIM"
den he flu up 2 were vadermort wuz. "JOSEF CAN U HERE ME"
"RAINBOW" sed josef outta da crater an flu up 2 vadermort.
"LETS TRY ONE MORE TIME" sed jsesu
"ok" sed josef. an he did.
"BACK 4 MORE" sed vadermort still naked
"yeah" sed jesus
"WELL HIT ME WIT UR BEST SHOT" sed vadermort. an dey did.
vadermort wu thowin dark magik an litnin lik a machine gun. he had his sord out redy 2 cut dem in half. den... as he swung... dey flew under him an pulled da 25 dollar bills out from under him an he fell down 10000 feet to da ground in da middle of da fight.
everyone turned. dey werent lookin at his face. dey were lookin at his small wite cock. 4 a long time no one sed anything bcuz dey were suprised. den some1 started gigglin. den all da detheaters started laughin. den da gryfindoors. den da ravinclaws. den da hufflepuffs. den da slytherins. soon everyone in da whole skool was laughin at him.
issac wuz pointin at his little cock an laughin. "LOOK AT IT!! ITS SO SMALL!!!"
abraham lincon wuz pointin at it wit his machine gun arm. "ITS SO SMALL EVEN I CUDNT SHOOT IT!!!" den he fell ova laughin.
vadermort covered himself up and turned red. den he started runnin away cryin.
"NOW" sed jesus an josef. den dey both shot dere magik togedder 2 make a giant rainbow hole (which is like a black hole only rly colorful). some of da hufflepuffs got excited an jumped in expected gay butt sex but got killed instead. den josef took out da staff an parted it like da red sea so dat dere were two rainbow holes.
"ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG" sed vadermort as he got ripped in two different directions. his lil cock got ripped off. den his leg. den his other leg. den his arms. den his body until all dat was left was his hed. den it esploded and went into different black holes. den da two holes rammed togedder to make da biggest esplotion ever. people were blown away. rainbow flames liked da moon an gave it a rainbow colored halo. trees got ripped up. all da mountains everywere had avalanches.
down in hell da devil got out of bed wit his red night cap. "what da hell is goin on up dere?!" he sed hittin da celilin wit his broom.
when da smoke cleared everyone got up. jesus an josef were lookin at da crater amased.
"dey did it" sed someone in da crowd dat no one cud see.
den dere was a long scilence.
...
...
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
den everyone started jumpin up an down huggin. mary margerine ran up to jesus an started kissin him. n bradberry an steven ran up 2 josef an started kissin him.
abraham lincon wuz shootin up in da air.
"turtle? where r u" sed jesus
i ran thru da crowd with david an we hugged. but not in a gay way.
"turtle! cum here!" sed josef.
i went up to him an we hugged. but he wuz huggin me in a gay way.
"whose dis hansom man" sed bradberry
"oh dis is one of my best frends soulja spirit buu jackson. but u can call him turtle." sed josef'
den steven hugged me in his big gay arms. "well hey cutie" he sed. bradberry tipped his hat 2 me.
"but wait" sed josef "deres one more ting we have 2 do. da battle isnt over yet."
den everybody turned at da detheaters.
"fabulous" sed steven.
"horray" sed bradberry in a tuff voice.
everyone wuz hittin dere fists in dere hands an crackin dere necks. 1 of da detheatters pissed himself.
jesus an josef flew up in da air.
den.... "HEY!! WUTS GOIN ON AROUND HERE!!?!?!?!??!!"
everybody turned.... it wuz pumpass pilot.
he was wakkin out of da castle in his pink poka dotted night cap an pink pajamas.
"WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOIN OUT AFTER HOURS?!?!" he sed "WUTS ALL DIS NOISE ABOUT!?!?!? MR CHRIST!! MR BUTTSEX!!! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!!!!"
jesus an josef looked down at dere feet.
den he pointed at everyone. "I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU UPSTAIRS IN MY OFFICE."
note frum josef: "my that was a mighty long chapta 4 such a small cock"
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ch 48 we truble agein
"WUT DID U ALL TINK U WERE DOING!?!??!" sed lookin at everi1 in his office. "DO YOU NO WUT TIME IT IS??!?!?!?!"
everybody looked down.
"LOOK AT DA MESS U MADE" he sed pointyin out da window. dere were craters an dead bodies an fires all over da grounds. "I WUZ SITTIN HERE TRYIN 2 GET SUM SLEEP AN DID I HERD ALL DESE ESPLOSIONS AN SCREEMS. AND A ACORN FLEW THRU MY WINDOW AN BROKE IT!!!" he held it up.
everione started gigglin. it wuznt an acron. it wuz vadermorts small cock.
"WUT? DO U TINK DIS IS FUNNY???" sed pilot "MY QUESTIONS IS WERE WERE ALL DA TEECHERS DURIN ALL OF DIS"
"sir" sed moses "we were out fitin da dark lord"
"I DONT CARE WUT U WERE DOIN" sed pilot "I WILL NOT HAVE DIS TOMFOLLERY IN MY SCHOOL"
"but we were tryin 2 save da world" sed abraham lincon.
"MR LINCON?! YOU 2?!?" sed piolot.
lincon took off his hat an looked at da floor.
"wheres snape?!" sed piolet. "he seems 2 be da only teecher dat follows da rules around here!!!"
den dere wuz a nock at da door. every1 turned around.
"did u call me?" sed a voice evilly
i gasped an my jaw dropped 2 da floor.
it wuz.... SNAPE!!!
"WUT!" sed jesus an josef "UR SUPPOSED 2 BE DEAD"
"wut r u takkin bout" sed snape lookin frum side 2 side.
"MR CHRIST!! MR BUTTSEX!!! WUT DID I TELL U ABOUT PIKIN ON PROFESSER SAPE!??!" sed pilot
"tank u" sed snape
"were were u durin all of dis" sed pilot
"i wuz sick in bed" sed snape sneekily. slowly he wakked toward da desk an when pilot wuznt lookin took da acorn an put it unda his coat.
"well den u shudnt be up wakkin around" sed pilot "u shud b in bed gettin better"
"ok" sed sape an he letf
"NOW AS 4 DA REST OF U" sed pilot "U ALL HAVE DETENTION"
"but" sed issac
"NO BUTS ABOUT IT" sed pilot "NOW GOW 2 UR ROOMS"
everyone left da room gronen
"all dat hard work" sed jesus "an 4 noddin"
"its not a totally loss" sed moses "at lest harods ded"
and we all went 2 our room.
59 da day it rained glay butt sex
josef entered da hufflepuff comminroom. dere were fewer hufflepuffs den usual. dey were all standin around all sad.
"i miss da gay smeritin" sed a hufflepuff.
'me too" sed anodder hufflepuff.
den steven turned to josef. "wait... dis isnt ur house anymore...."
"ur rite" sed josef lookin down all sad. "but b4 i go... imma give u 1 last present..."
den he lifted up mosess staff an parted da clouds. it started out as 1 drop. den anooder. den... it started rainin rainbow colored drops.
"OMG ITS RAININ GAY BUTT SEX" sed a hufflepuff
dey all started running around wit dere mouths open tryin 2 catch it on dere tonges. da penismids came 2 life an flew up an started goin in an out of giant buttholes in da sky. da nile river turned rainbow colored an flowers were commin up everywhere. da fish in da nile river turned in2 big cocks an jumped out of da water an started havin gay butt sex.
"ITS A MIRICLE" sed a hufflepuff. dey were runnin around havin gay butt sex. some were even climin on top of da penismids an ridin dem up 2 da buttholes in da sky. even da sfinx wuz gettin in on da fun. he wuz tryin 2 shove one of da penis mids u his asshole. butterflys of every color flew in.
"HORRAY" sed brabery "i gess we got dat gay butt sex party after all!!!"
60. moseses gift
den moses came in.
"well josef" he sed "i gess its time 4 u 2 leeve"
"ok..." sed josef an turned 2 leev.
"NO" sed bardberry an steven an dey ran up 2 hug josef "well never let u go!!!"
"maybe..." sed moses
"maybe wut' sed josef
"maybe... dey can cum 2 slytherin wit u" sed moses
"RLY?!" dey all sed
"yes" sed moses
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"FABULOUS" sed steven
"well i gess dis is goodbi" sed josef
"goodbi" sed da hufflepuffs "well never 4get u"
den josef bradberry an steven left da stone buttcheeks. it wuz da last time dey ever saw eygypt ever again.
moses stood
"dey seem pretty happy" sed moses. "ill give dem a present. all da slitherins used 2 luv dis 1"
den da clouds grew all grey an it started thunderin. da hufflepuufs looked up.
"wuts happinin" dey sed. den it started RAININ SNAKES!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" sed all da hufflepuffs. dere were giant cobras.
"wait im not done yet" sed moses, den da nile river turned 2 blood an all da penis fish died an floted 2 da top. da flowers wilted an da butterflies died. dere wuz a big cloud in da distance. IT WUZ A BUNCH OF LUCUSTS!!!!!! dey started 2 eat da ded fish flowers an butterflies.
"OW" sed a hufflepuff. all of da hufflepuffs were sproutin bowls.
den..... "OW" sed anodder hufflepuff. it wuz now hailin an breakin dere bowls.
all da hufflepuffs were cryin an screemin an ran into da penismids covered in snakes.
moses wuz all alone in front of da door.
"i just dont undastand dese chillin" sed moses wit his hands on his hips. den he wakked in2 egypt engoyin da beautiful day.
NOTE- that's as far as I got when saving his story before he deleted it again, but apparently there were a few other chapters
jesus made a big lazor ball in his hand and thru it. vadermort cut it in haf and both sides exploded again.
"TAKE DIS" sed vadermort swingin his dark sword. jesus blocked it wit da big red ball and den punched vadermort in da face an it esploded.
vadermort flu bak in2 da tower. stones cracked and crumbled.
"did i get him" sed jesus. but he didnt. a ball of dark energy (not 2 b confuzed wit blak energy) flu at him. jesus tried 2 doge him... but he didnt. da ball hit him an it esploded. jesus flu bak 1000000 feet and crashed into da grond.
"lolololololololol" sed vadermort "now dat i hav da wiserd stone............ NO ONE CAN DEFEET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
da sun was risin in da north. but den i relized... dat wuznt da sun.... DAT WUZ JESUS MAKIN DA BIGGEST BIG RED BALL EVA!!!!
"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" sed jesus liftin it ova his hed.
"wut" sed vadermort suprized. he tryd 2 slash it wit his sord but it wuz 2 late.
"N0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed vadermort crashin in2 babel tower.
"HORRAY" sed me an david. but den... we herd a rumblin. da tower of babel was fallin apart under r feet!!!
"da tower of babel was fallin apart under r feet!!!" sed david
"i NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i sed but we were fallin.
da chillin were runnin out of ravinclaw commin room gettin crushed by bolders. den noah came out lookin all angry.
"wuts goi on" sed noah. den a bolder flu towards him. "o hell no" he sed. "WHITE HOLE" da white hole apperd an sucked up sum bolders.
"RUN CHILLIN" sed noah "ITS NOT SAFE HERE" an they did.
but we were still fallin.
"is dis da end" sed david.
ch 53 jesus saves :
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed as we were fallin 2 r deaths.
but den... jesus flu up an caught us!! david was in his arms an i wuz in his bak.
"hang on" sed jesus "its gonna be a bumby ride".
den dere wuz a sonic boom an we were flyin away.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" me an david sed. but we spoke 2 soon. vadermort wuz firin dark energy at us lik a machine gun.
"I CANT USE MY HANDS" sed jesus so he put david on da ground an started firin red balls at him. but vadermort wuz catchin up on da dolla bill.
"let me help" i sed an took out my gun an my wand an started shootin bullets an magik at vadermort whu tryd 2 doge dem but cuddnt.
"BULLSEYE" i sed.
da dollabill started swervin. but as soon as i sed dat badermort made a big ass ball of dark energy an thru it at us. so jesus made anodder big ass lazor ball an thru it. der wuz a bigass esplosion an we were flung 2 grund.
"I TOLD U" sed vadermort "IM INVINCIBLE!!!! NO 1 CAN DEFET ME AS LONG AS I HAVE DA WISERD STONE!!!!!!"
but den... just as he sed dat... sum pirate ships started commin down da river....
ch 54 harod potter an da atomik antimagik nife
"IMMA WEAR UR ASS AS A HAT" sed harod
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
"I meen im gonna kill u" sed harod
"oh..." sed bradberry.
josef had out mosess staff an da gay sameritn had out his sord an wand blade.
"u mite have killed my entuire crew" sed harod. which wuz tru bcuz da nile river ran red an dere wuzznt a part of eygypt dat didnt have part of a ded slytherin on it.
"UR INSANE" sed da gay sameritin "ULL KILL US ALL"
"dat may b" sed harod "but im gonna kill u first"
den da gay sameritin ran at him. "DIE" sed da gay smaeritin. harod steped outta da way den cut his sord an stabbed him. da gay sameritin fell down on da deck all bloody.
"HAROD POTTER YOU BASTARD" sed steven runnin at him wit his big gay muscles. den he thru da biggest gayest punch eva. harod but up da nife an bloked. but he wuz strugglin unda his big gay muscles. den as he was about to win somden when ova his hed.
"HMMMMMMMMMMM" sed harod. da gay smaritin wuz sittin on his hed tryin 2 put it up his butthole.
"DIE YOU LITTLE SUN OF A BOITCH". den dere wuz crack. he had brokin harods hed between his buttcheeks. harods body fell 2 da floor an da gay samariten slurped him up his buthole.
"r u alrite" sed bradberry.
"yes" sed da samaritin. but den he sed "oooohhh.... i dont feel so good."
den... da atomik vibratin antimagik nife stabbed out of his stomach den cut him in haf.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sed da hufflepuffs as harod clawed his way out of da gay sameritins dead body.
"YOU BASTARD" sed a hufflepuff.
"you cant kill me dat easily" sed harod
"ive had enough of dis" sed josef steppin towards harod. "PREPARE 2 DIE"
ch 55 revenge
"u tink u can kill me?" sed harod
"yes i tink i can" sed josef
"DEN COME ON" sed harod an ran at josef slashin. josef blocked wit da staff bcuz he cudnt use magik bcuz it wuz an antimagik nife.
"I CANT USE MAGIK!?!" sed josef
"no you cant" sed harod. de josef thru harod 2 da ground. he was about 2 bash harods hed open but harod doged an stabbed at josef. but he doged an hit harods leg an broke it. den he made a wand blade an cut harods had off an da nife fell thru da ship into da river.
"i dont need dis staff 2 kill u" sed josef kikin da staff aside. den he clicked his heels an did a lil turn. "RAINBOW!!" he sed.
"NOOOOOOO" sed harod as he caght on rainbow colored fire an esploded like fireworks.
"we got sum prisioners" sed a hufflpuff wit slytherins in chains.
"looks like were gonna have dat gay butt sex party afterall" sed steven.
"u know what dey say" sed josef "revenge is a dish best served with gay butt sex!"
"NOOOOOOOOO" sed da slytherins.
den as dey were about 2 put dere smelly cocks into da slytherns assholes dey herd a voice.
"LET MY PEOPLE GO" it wuz... MOSES!!
"why are u fiting?" he sed "do u want sltytherin 2 b like gobblygoo one of da original houses da was destroyed in da war between da houses?!"
"but dey tryed 2 kill us!" sed steven with a slytherin in a big bear hug with his cock inches away from his buthole.
"dat may b" sed moses "but we shud all get along. josef! u shud no better!"
"but dey killed da gay samariten!!" sed josef
"WUT" sed moses "WHO DID DIS!??!"
"harod potter"
"well were is he?" sed moses
"hes dead" sed josef
"good" sed moses "we dont need his type at hogwatrs"
"but i gess dat mens u dont have a headmaster" he sed
"hey dats rite" sed a hufflepuff
"i say dis" sed moses "since da slytherins attacked hufflepuff from now on only a hufflepuff can b hed of slytherin. an since da hufflepuffs fought da slytherins only a slytherin can b hed of hufflepuff."
"does dat meen ull b r new hedmaster" sed steven
"yes" sed moses
"den who will be r hedmaster" sed a slytherin wit bradberrys can up his buthole.
"some1 who has shown grate courage" sed moses
"who is dat" sed josef
"its u josef" sed moses
"ME" sed josef
"yes" sed moses "now we must stop fitin. dere is an even bigger battle takin place rite as we speek."
"wut" sed josef
"vadermorts fitin jesus an turtles in truble" sed moses
"RELEASE DA PRISINORS" sed josef
"TO WAR" sed josef an moses together as da slytherins an hufflepuffs climmed on2 da ship.
"fabulous" sed steven.
56 snape gets naked (cough)
"DAMN" sed vadermort
"FIRE" sed josef an all da ships turned dere canons an fired at vadermort.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed vadermort an dey all hit him and esploded on him. but.... DEY DIDNT RLY! he had caut dem all and he thru dem back at da ships!!!!
"wut" sed josef jumpin up just in time. da balls went thru da ships but dey didnt sink bcu dey still had sum life in dem.
"OFF DA DECK" sed josef .
"GET DEM" sed vadermort an den hundreds and hundreds of deatheatters came out of da trees and bushes wit guns an wand blades and swords an missle launchers.
while da hufflepuffs an slytherins ran toward da detheatters josef looked up an sed "RAINBOW" an made a rainbow up to vadermort. he he slid up it wit da rainbow between his butcheeks.
"josef! i new ud cum" sed jesus who wuz a lil bit on fire. his hair wuz smokin an his clothes were ripped so u cud c his big muscles
"turtle wuddahya doin here" sed josef
"im just ridin around on jesus" i sed
"HEY! U NEVER LET ME DO DAT!" sed josef
"u want a differnt type of ride" sed jesus
"lets blast dat bignose muthafukker back to hell were he came from" sed jesus
"i like dat" sed josef
den.... from da fite below... some1 jumped up 1000000 feet 2 were we were wit 2 wandbladse in his hands an cut da dollabill in2 2 25 dolla bills.
"WUT" sed vadermort
"JUDAS ITS U" sed jesus
"hope u didnt miss me 2 much" sed judas an den fell back 1000000 feet in2 da battlefeild were he brought down his wrath on ani poor muthafukka who got in his way.
down on da battlefeld....
2 knittin needles were flyin around pokin ppls eyes out an a magikal string of yarn wuz stranglin ppl. it wu da patronis of mary margerine!!
den a detheater kicked her an she fell down
"MY NAILS" sed mary margerine den a pair of needles stabbed da guy in da balls an nailed him 2 da moon.
vadermort wuz tryin 2 keep his balence on da 2 bills
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" he sed
jesus thru a big ball at him but he bloked it wit da sord.
josef shot a rainbow at him but he bloked it wit da sord but it turned da sord colorful an flowers grew out of it.
"DAM" sed vadermort
"DIE" he sed pointin at josef. but osef relfected it bak at him an it ripped thu his shoulder. but da shoulder gre bak agin. but den a big red ball hit him in da face an esploded. now his close were on fire showin in his big mussles. but not rly cuz he didnt have any.
as da cloak burned away jesus saw it. "SNAPE" he sed
"BLAST" sed vadermort while his small wite cock flopped around in da air. even josef didnt want to look at it.
"ewwwwwwwww" sed josef
"JESUS CHRIST ULL PAY 4 DIS" sed vadermort. den he closed his hands an opened dem an litnin flew out.
"WUT" sed jesus an he cudnt doge dem all. he was gettin hit left an rite.
"JESUS NO" sed josef but den got hit by litnin right in his. he got flown bak doin cartweels. den he hit da gorund wit such force dat it made a crater an vaporized alot of ppl.
by dis time da detheatter dat mary margerine had nailed 2 da moon wuz flyin bak 2 earth as a flamin dead body.
"NO" sed mary margerine an judas
"YES" sed da detheatters
"VICTORY IS MINE" sed vadermort his lil wit cock floppin around in glee.
57 da death of vadermort
snape wuz standin up on his 2 dolla bills laughin at his victory. dere were more detheaters den slytherins or hufflepuffs. jesus an josef were both badly hurt. it looked like we were gonna loose. but den...
trupets started playin a da gyriffondoors were marchin ova da hill. at da front wit da sord of gryfindor wuz issac (u havnt met him yet but hes da hed of gryfondoor). an runnin up bside him wuz da picture of abraham lincon attached 2 a robot with 3 legs an 2 machine gun arms. "tell da devil in hell i sed hats off 2 ya" he sed an started gunnin dem down from behind.
den up da river sailin thru da ruins of da hufflepuff ships was an arch... an on it... wuz.... NOAH AN DA RAVINCLAWS!!!!
"u destroyed r home u lil bastard" sed noah "normally we wud haf 2 of every animel on dis thing... but today we have someden a little different" den da monsters from babel tower came rushin out of da ark. dere were elefents wit dragen heds insted of trunks an dere were zombies an dragens an vampire werewolfs. an da ravinclaws were runnin bside dem wit guns and wands and grenades.
i was in da middle of da detheaters. i had been fitin so hard dat my mussles were gleemin wit sweat even more. dere were mountains of detheater bodies on eitehr side of me.
"thank god" sed david
"yeh" sed judas
an den we ran wit new energy in2 da detheters. i wuz lookin 4 jesus cuz i hadnt seen him in a while. i found him on da ground smokin.
vadermort waz up in da air throwin litnin down on everybody.
"jesus! r u alrite" i sed. he looked at me all week like
"im pretty baet up" he sed "i better just give up"
"GIVE UP?!" i sed "u cant do dat ur da gratest wiserd of dis time"
"im only one of da gratest wiserds of dis time" he sed "da odder is josef. an vadermort beet us both"
"no he didnt" i sed 'ur still alive. u can beet him. if u try. i believe in u."
"u believe in me?" sed jesus
"we all do" i sed "me an mary margerine an judas an david an josef an abraham lincon"
"dats rite" sed lincon gunin down sum detheters. den he wakked ova 2 jesus an got on his robot knees an put a machine gun arm on jesuss shoulder.
"for score an years ago i wuz in a predicament like dis. but did i give up? NO. an if i could have founded da jews an found gryfondoor u can defeet dis cracker wit a small cock" he sed.
"... yeah... YEAH" sed jesus "I CAN BEET HIM"
den he flu up 2 were vadermort wuz. "JOSEF CAN U HERE ME"
"RAINBOW" sed josef outta da crater an flu up 2 vadermort.
"LETS TRY ONE MORE TIME" sed jsesu
"ok" sed josef. an he did.
"BACK 4 MORE" sed vadermort still naked
"yeah" sed jesus
"WELL HIT ME WIT UR BEST SHOT" sed vadermort. an dey did.
vadermort wu thowin dark magik an litnin lik a machine gun. he had his sord out redy 2 cut dem in half. den... as he swung... dey flew under him an pulled da 25 dollar bills out from under him an he fell down 10000 feet to da ground in da middle of da fight.
everyone turned. dey werent lookin at his face. dey were lookin at his small wite cock. 4 a long time no one sed anything bcuz dey were suprised. den some1 started gigglin. den all da detheaters started laughin. den da gryfindoors. den da ravinclaws. den da hufflepuffs. den da slytherins. soon everyone in da whole skool was laughin at him.
issac wuz pointin at his little cock an laughin. "LOOK AT IT!! ITS SO SMALL!!!"
abraham lincon wuz pointin at it wit his machine gun arm. "ITS SO SMALL EVEN I CUDNT SHOOT IT!!!" den he fell ova laughin.
vadermort covered himself up and turned red. den he started runnin away cryin.
"NOW" sed jesus an josef. den dey both shot dere magik togedder 2 make a giant rainbow hole (which is like a black hole only rly colorful). some of da hufflepuffs got excited an jumped in expected gay butt sex but got killed instead. den josef took out da staff an parted it like da red sea so dat dere were two rainbow holes.
"ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG" sed vadermort as he got ripped in two different directions. his lil cock got ripped off. den his leg. den his other leg. den his arms. den his body until all dat was left was his hed. den it esploded and went into different black holes. den da two holes rammed togedder to make da biggest esplotion ever. people were blown away. rainbow flames liked da moon an gave it a rainbow colored halo. trees got ripped up. all da mountains everywere had avalanches.
down in hell da devil got out of bed wit his red night cap. "what da hell is goin on up dere?!" he sed hittin da celilin wit his broom.
when da smoke cleared everyone got up. jesus an josef were lookin at da crater amased.
"dey did it" sed someone in da crowd dat no one cud see.
den dere was a long scilence.
...
...
"HORRAY" sed bradberry.
den everyone started jumpin up an down huggin. mary margerine ran up to jesus an started kissin him. n bradberry an steven ran up 2 josef an started kissin him.
abraham lincon wuz shootin up in da air.
"turtle? where r u" sed jesus
i ran thru da crowd with david an we hugged. but not in a gay way.
"turtle! cum here!" sed josef.
i went up to him an we hugged. but he wuz huggin me in a gay way.
"whose dis hansom man" sed bradberry
"oh dis is one of my best frends soulja spirit buu jackson. but u can call him turtle." sed josef'
den steven hugged me in his big gay arms. "well hey cutie" he sed. bradberry tipped his hat 2 me.
"but wait" sed josef "deres one more ting we have 2 do. da battle isnt over yet."
den everybody turned at da detheaters.
"fabulous" sed steven.
"horray" sed bradberry in a tuff voice.
everyone wuz hittin dere fists in dere hands an crackin dere necks. 1 of da detheatters pissed himself.
jesus an josef flew up in da air.
den.... "HEY!! WUTS GOIN ON AROUND HERE!!?!?!?!??!!"
everybody turned.... it wuz pumpass pilot.
he was wakkin out of da castle in his pink poka dotted night cap an pink pajamas.
"WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOIN OUT AFTER HOURS?!?!" he sed "WUTS ALL DIS NOISE ABOUT!?!?!? MR CHRIST!! MR BUTTSEX!!! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!!!!"
jesus an josef looked down at dere feet.
den he pointed at everyone. "I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU UPSTAIRS IN MY OFFICE."
note frum josef: "my that was a mighty long chapta 4 such a small cock"
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ch 48 we truble agein
"WUT DID U ALL TINK U WERE DOING!?!??!" sed lookin at everi1 in his office. "DO YOU NO WUT TIME IT IS??!?!?!?!"
everybody looked down.
"LOOK AT DA MESS U MADE" he sed pointyin out da window. dere were craters an dead bodies an fires all over da grounds. "I WUZ SITTIN HERE TRYIN 2 GET SUM SLEEP AN DID I HERD ALL DESE ESPLOSIONS AN SCREEMS. AND A ACORN FLEW THRU MY WINDOW AN BROKE IT!!!" he held it up.
everione started gigglin. it wuznt an acron. it wuz vadermorts small cock.
"WUT? DO U TINK DIS IS FUNNY???" sed pilot "MY QUESTIONS IS WERE WERE ALL DA TEECHERS DURIN ALL OF DIS"
"sir" sed moses "we were out fitin da dark lord"
"I DONT CARE WUT U WERE DOIN" sed pilot "I WILL NOT HAVE DIS TOMFOLLERY IN MY SCHOOL"
"but we were tryin 2 save da world" sed abraham lincon.
"MR LINCON?! YOU 2?!?" sed piolot.
lincon took off his hat an looked at da floor.
"wheres snape?!" sed piolet. "he seems 2 be da only teecher dat follows da rules around here!!!"
den dere wuz a nock at da door. every1 turned around.
"did u call me?" sed a voice evilly
i gasped an my jaw dropped 2 da floor.
it wuz.... SNAPE!!!
"WUT!" sed jesus an josef "UR SUPPOSED 2 BE DEAD"
"wut r u takkin bout" sed snape lookin frum side 2 side.
"MR CHRIST!! MR BUTTSEX!!! WUT DID I TELL U ABOUT PIKIN ON PROFESSER SAPE!??!" sed pilot
"tank u" sed snape
"were were u durin all of dis" sed pilot
"i wuz sick in bed" sed snape sneekily. slowly he wakked toward da desk an when pilot wuznt lookin took da acorn an put it unda his coat.
"well den u shudnt be up wakkin around" sed pilot "u shud b in bed gettin better"
"ok" sed sape an he letf
"NOW AS 4 DA REST OF U" sed pilot "U ALL HAVE DETENTION"
"but" sed issac
"NO BUTS ABOUT IT" sed pilot "NOW GOW 2 UR ROOMS"
everyone left da room gronen
"all dat hard work" sed jesus "an 4 noddin"
"its not a totally loss" sed moses "at lest harods ded"
and we all went 2 our room.
59 da day it rained glay butt sex
josef entered da hufflepuff comminroom. dere were fewer hufflepuffs den usual. dey were all standin around all sad.
"i miss da gay smeritin" sed a hufflepuff.
'me too" sed anodder hufflepuff.
den steven turned to josef. "wait... dis isnt ur house anymore...."
"ur rite" sed josef lookin down all sad. "but b4 i go... imma give u 1 last present..."
den he lifted up mosess staff an parted da clouds. it started out as 1 drop. den anooder. den... it started rainin rainbow colored drops.
"OMG ITS RAININ GAY BUTT SEX" sed a hufflepuff
dey all started running around wit dere mouths open tryin 2 catch it on dere tonges. da penismids came 2 life an flew up an started goin in an out of giant buttholes in da sky. da nile river turned rainbow colored an flowers were commin up everywhere. da fish in da nile river turned in2 big cocks an jumped out of da water an started havin gay butt sex.
"ITS A MIRICLE" sed a hufflepuff. dey were runnin around havin gay butt sex. some were even climin on top of da penismids an ridin dem up 2 da buttholes in da sky. even da sfinx wuz gettin in on da fun. he wuz tryin 2 shove one of da penis mids u his asshole. butterflys of every color flew in.
"HORRAY" sed brabery "i gess we got dat gay butt sex party after all!!!"
60. moseses gift
den moses came in.
"well josef" he sed "i gess its time 4 u 2 leeve"
"ok..." sed josef an turned 2 leev.
"NO" sed bardberry an steven an dey ran up 2 hug josef "well never let u go!!!"
"maybe..." sed moses
"maybe wut' sed josef
"maybe... dey can cum 2 slytherin wit u" sed moses
"RLY?!" dey all sed
"yes" sed moses
"HORRAY" sed bradberry
"FABULOUS" sed steven
"well i gess dis is goodbi" sed josef
"goodbi" sed da hufflepuffs "well never 4get u"
den josef bradberry an steven left da stone buttcheeks. it wuz da last time dey ever saw eygypt ever again.
moses stood
"dey seem pretty happy" sed moses. "ill give dem a present. all da slitherins used 2 luv dis 1"
den da clouds grew all grey an it started thunderin. da hufflepuufs looked up.
"wuts happinin" dey sed. den it started RAININ SNAKES!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" sed all da hufflepuffs. dere were giant cobras.
"wait im not done yet" sed moses, den da nile river turned 2 blood an all da penis fish died an floted 2 da top. da flowers wilted an da butterflies died. dere wuz a big cloud in da distance. IT WUZ A BUNCH OF LUCUSTS!!!!!! dey started 2 eat da ded fish flowers an butterflies.
"OW" sed a hufflepuff. all of da hufflepuffs were sproutin bowls.
den..... "OW" sed anodder hufflepuff. it wuz now hailin an breakin dere bowls.
all da hufflepuffs were cryin an screemin an ran into da penismids covered in snakes.
moses wuz all alone in front of da door.
"i just dont undastand dese chillin" sed moses wit his hands on his hips. den he wakked in2 egypt engoyin da beautiful day.
NOTE- that's as far as I got when saving his story before he deleted it again, but apparently there were a few other chapters